Chuck Norris Jokes?

[prydain]

I was just wondering what people thought of Chuck Norris jokes. I just found out what the hell they were last week or so, because kids in my school say weird stuff about Chuck Norris all the time, and then I found a website full of them...some of them are pretty funny. The most recent amusing ones I've heard:

*Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

*Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

*# Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. (how mean, lol)

* Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

[goldenboy]

Hmm. Chuck Norris.

I used to love when Conan O'Brien would show 15 second snippets of Walker: Texas Ranger. Just totally random scenes. Bizarre and hilarious. I can't watch anything with Chuck Norris for more that two or three minutes at a time. I get really antsy and depressed, lol.

http://www.gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

[prydain]

I hate Chuck Norris. HATE him! My uncle and grandfather used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger EVERY DAY and it was HORRIBLE. But still, I think some of those jokes are random and funny. :)

[Beautiful Mistake]

I loooove chuck norris jokes!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chicck Norris 3. Cancer

[prydain]

lol. Yay! You rock.

[teentitan]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice!

[Black Eye Guy]

Ok I don't get it??

I have never herd of Chuck Norris and I don't get the joke, Am I missing something, cuz there not so much with the ha ha!

[prydain]

*gasp*

You've never heard of Chuck Norris?

Believe me, if you'd ever been forced to watch Walker, Texas Ranger you'd probably be at least smiling.

[Gollanth]

I have never herd of Chuck Norris
Well, I'm glad there's somebody else out there who hasn't either. I wasn't going to be the first to say it though..... :D

[Anita Blake]

Man, I'm from Texas. Everyone here knows who Chuck Norris is. I so totally posted a thread on this on the BB, asking people if they had been privy to this phenomenon of CN jokes, and they have reached far and wide. Even Alycat had heard of them and made up some of his own.

Did anyone else see Chuck on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" reading Chuck Norris jokes? It was hilarious. There I was, just flipping through channels and all of a sudden I heard a familiar voice say "Chuck Norris." and I was like "Oh my god! Its him! Reading jokes about himself." It was like a horrible accident. I couldn't not watch. :D

[Wesley]

Ment patient posted that video on the BB joke thread.

[Angels baby101]

I love chuck norris lol sadly my grandma watches walker all the time so yeah.. he grows on you

[prydain]

I despise Walker Texas Ranger...it's so corny. Which makes Chuck Norris jokes all the funnier.

[Mesektet Ra]

Jack Bauer owns Chuck Norris.

When in the presence of Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris pees sitting down.

[Akasha]

*waits for Mesektet Ra to die from blasphemy*

[Mesektet Ra]

NEVER!

I only speak truth, young one.