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Old Master
10-23-2005, 11:03 PM
Wasn't sure where to post this, so me sorry.
Here's a little something for those of you bored at work or school right now. The Evil Plan Generator ---> http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html
Mr Pointy
10-24-2005, 05:35 AM
Nice one OM...oops, I mean QC...don't I know you from somewhere? ;)
Allycat
10-24-2005, 10:32 AM
Very funny! I think I'm gonna entertain myself with this all night muahahahah!
PS: Is he really OM3?
CrazyforRose
10-25-2005, 09:23 PM
Here is mine!!!!!:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of New York(Not really THAT, why not ASIA!!?!?!?!??). This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Air Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Old Master
10-25-2005, 09:59 PM
Gee, thanks for blowing my cover, Pointy. ;) :p
Mine:
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Mr Pointy
10-26-2005, 04:03 AM
Gee, thanks for blowing my cover, Pointy. ;) :p
Well...having been a long-time fan of the BB Rogue's Gallery, I couldn't help but associate the title of the pic of the be-suited, cool-looking gent there with your user name here ;)
Allycat
10-26-2005, 02:01 PM
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Angels baby101
10-26-2005, 03:31 PM
hmmmm lol heres mine...
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end
Applesauce
10-26-2005, 10:00 PM
Your objective is simple: Destroy The Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
That sounds like a good plan to me...:D
Vilandra
10-27-2005, 10:23 AM
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first S\seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of New York. This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Covertly Move your Armies of Destruction, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Summers Blood
11-05-2005, 05:25 PM
Mine
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Armies of Destruction, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Anita Blake
11-20-2005, 01:25 PM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Corporate Takeover, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Akasha
12-14-2005, 08:18 AM
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Corporate Takeover, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
prydain
12-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Eh I've been watching too many horror movies, and too much Point Pleasant, Buffy, and stuff like that, lol:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Of course I'm not evil at all and I'm religious too, just decided to have fun with it. :D
Wesley
12-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Corporate Takeover, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
prydain
12-15-2005, 06:04 PM
lol whenever I read them I laugh...it's hard to explain, it's the way I imagine someone saying it out loud...haha. :D
VisionGuy
12-16-2005, 01:33 AM
Here's my evil plan.
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. The scary thing is, I can actually see myself doing all these things MWAA HA HAAAAAA!!!
prydain
12-16-2005, 01:44 AM
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival.
lmao, that's hilarious
XDruX
12-16-2005, 12:41 PM
So...
Here's mine...
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end
:p :nod:
Premonition
04-17-2006, 05:40 PM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Mesektet Ra
04-18-2006, 12:34 AM
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Kathryn Merteuil
04-18-2006, 06:13 PM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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