Favorite Dean Quotes

[Karma]

Post here what your favourite Dean quotes are :)

Here's some of mine:

Cop: "So. Fake US Marshal, fake credit cards...you got anything that's real?"
Dean: "My boobs."

Sam: Thanks. Perfect.
Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Dean: Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?

[Vilandra]

I love the quote from tonight rerun that like, "My name is Dean Winchester, Aquarius, I like long walks on the beach, frisky women, and..."

[Sin]

Sam:Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: It calms me down.

[honeyrose]

Post here what your favourite Dean quotes are :)

Here's some of mine:

Cop: "So. Fake US Marshal, fake credit cards...you got anything that's real?"
Dean: "My boobs."

Sam: Thanks. Perfect.
Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Dean: Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?



he doesnt say boobs.....he says boots.....well i hope so.:lol2:

[prydain]

he doesnt say boobs.....he says boots.....well i hope so.:lol2:

Um, he definitely says boobs. There's nothing funny about "boots". He was joking. Hence "boobs".

[Velvet Sky]

I love the 'boobs' quote, it's hilarious.

I also love:

Dean: I'm the oldest, which means I'm always right.
Sam: No, it doesn't.
Dean: Yeah, it totally does.

I also love Dean's use of the word 'yatzee' *L* as opposed to saying 'eureka' or 'bingo' which are more standard. *L*

[WinchesterF4n]

"You have a neighbor named Mr. Rogers..?"

"You're a sick puppy."

"You see that attitude right there? That's why I always get the extra cookie." or something close to that.

"I'll say it again: Demons I get, people are just crazy."

"Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous."

"Dude, you fugly."

"Dude. Shut up, 'Days' is on."

"Your, uh, half-caf, double-vanilla latte is gettin' cold over here, Francis."